child without an eye

Ten tonnes of crystal meth,

I couldn’t watch breaking bad because the nylon was too strong,

Instant sweat and bo

Like having a picnic on astroturf

So I got stuck in to game of thrones

Ee by gum,

Northern leather clad heroes smashing

Horrible roman perverts

Sweaty, yes, but smelly no.

All the grit and grime on screen did not have a whiff of stinky feet.

Same with Hobbit and Lord of the Rings.

No Odour. Pure clean mossy bank waterfall.

No noxious armpit stench.

But Break Bad, man that hummed. Turn it off I can’t take the smell.

Dead bodies, chemical labs, tension, surburban living rooms.

So I guess I’m a sucker for sweet smelling grime.