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Monday, June 20, 2005

Scroll (part two of nine)
One day in 1996 in Glasgow I wrote on the back of a Michelob Beer poster. I decided to fill it up from top to bottom with spontanaeous writing.

No I said LARGE chips'n'cheese. And with that a genie the size of a pin head for all these hunners of centuries grew into the size of a man. Now he wasn't your average Ali Baba style genie. He actually looked alot more like Father Christmas. He peered down at the wee kiddie,"Aye ah know son", he said in a crap Glasgow accent,"but your parents can only afford small chips'n'cheese and you don't want to end up a fat fucker do ya?" The back of a hand swiped across Scots' face destroying the vision of Santa. (Scot named after Jason Donovan's character in Neighbours). The slap felt good. A sting quickly turning into a warm glow. Scot's now bowing his head looking ashamed and sorry. Dad's thinking 'you've gotta be cruel to be kind; I dinnae want a hooligan when he's a teenager.' Mum thinks 'Its a bit harsh but it seems to have made Scot see what's wrong with nagging and wingeing for more and more.' Wee Scot's saying in his glowing rattled skull,'Sorry Santa.'

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Blogger SeizeTheNite said...

That was fun to read, kinda like being able to see into someone's thoughts.
Plus you used the word hooligan, always a favorite of mine...

7:46 pm  
Blogger dweller said...

Thanks for your comments SeizeTheNight, and in case you were wondering, chips'n'cheese is a paper bag full of freedom fries with grated cheese piled on top. The cheese melts into the fries and Glaswegian culinary nirvana is reached.

10:33 pm  
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6:17 am  

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